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WTF Happened to Jessica Simpson's Face?
Since our last "WTF happened to Jessica Simpson's face?" moment last year, things have been steadily going downhill for the one time hottie.In this picture taken over the weekend, Jessica Simpson looks...
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Brad Pitt to play He-Man?
Rumor has it that Brad Pitt is about to become He-Man!A quote from one of the upcoming film's producers:“They are very keen on Brad for the role. He will have to bulk up though - he is very fit but not...
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Austin Powers returning
Mike Myers, creator of the Austin Powers film franchise, told SCI-FI Wire that he definitely wants to make another movie and will get to it after he finishes his next project, called The Love Guru. And...
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Rosie O'Donnell to replace Bob Barker on The Price is Right?
We're praying to all of the Gods, in hopes this is just a stupid rumor and never.... EVER comes true. But it's still interesting.Now that the Goodyear blimp is leaving 'The View', she might be setting...
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Britney Spears > My Mom
Wow. When I was 2 years old, my mom never carried me around town looking this cool. But if she did, I probably would've become a better person because of it.Those other toddlers must be jealous. I...
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George Lucas takes a dump on Spiderman 3
At last night's Time magazine dinner for the 100 most influential people, Star Wars creator George Lucas talked to Fox News about some of the projects he is working on.But most interesting was when he...
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Paris Hilton fires her lawyer, gets a new one
Here's a shot of Paris Hilton after firing her lawyer, Howard Weitzman, in person today. She then hired DUI defense lawyer Richard Hutton.Too little, too late dummy!source: ImNotObsessed.com
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WTF Happened to Christina Ricci's face?
W T F ?!?We've always believed Christina Ricci to be a complete butter face. She's way hot. But her face... 'eh.But with this shot taken Monday night out front of The Metropolitan Museum of Art in New...
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Mom wants to eat placenta. Hospital says no. Mom sues.
A Las Vegas mother is battling a local hospital over the ownership of a placenta. Anne Swanson gave birth at Sunrise Hospital last month, and wants her placenta so she can ingest it for its nutrients....
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Sacha Baron Cohen to play Queen frontman Freddie Mercury?
Sacha Baron Cohen is set to play Freddie Mercury in a movie about the Queen singer's life, it has been reported.The comic - who reportedly based his character Borat's look on the late music legend - is...
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Cooterpunch catch of the day
While we're not from Chicago, we never miss an opportunity to catch the Cubs anytime they're on TV during the day. And today was no exception.Check out this nice grab in dead center field by a little...
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Happy Girl on Girl Friday!
If I could bottle my hopes in a store bought scentThey'd be nutmeg peach and they'd pay the rentAnd I'd ride a horse, and I'd teach a courseon how I got to be a star crossed pimpWell holy crap.We go...
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Today's Funniest Headline
Man with panties on face attempts to rob W.VA store(actual headline on local newspaper's website)INWOOD, W.Va. (AP)— A thief covered his face with a pair of blue women’s underwear and used a...
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Happy Girl on Girl Friday!
Wake up in the morning,clock says half past oneI have no sunglassesAs I step into the sunThere's no recollectionof the evil things I've doneMy head feels like I must've had some funOk so it's been a...
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Sopranos fans: Unhappy with the ending? Well read....
I read this today and am glad I did. Because it all makes sense now and turned the Sopranos finale from shit to shine...Tony DID get whacked. The only question is by who?Remember first Bobby's comments...
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Happy Girl on Girl Friday!
I got her and her sister in...that white Benz,dyke twins,I ain't gonna lie they only fivesbut together they tensAnd would I do 'em again?Hmmm, hmmm?Its like old folks pissincuz it all dependsWhat's...
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Nick Lachey & Vanessa Minnillo sex tape pictures
This is too good not to share.Nick Lachey banging the living shit out of girlfriend Vanessa Minillo while in Mexico. Almost looks staged, doesn't it?*click to enlarge*
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Happy Girl on Girl Friday!
Out on the streets,that's where we'll meet You make the night,I always cross the line Tightened our belts,abuse ourselves Get in our way,we'll put you on your shelfHeeeey what's up hookers and...
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The DC Madam - phone records
We'll admit it - we're not big fans of politics. In fact, most politicians are jokes to us. So when “The D.C. Madame” / Deborah Jeane Palfrey decided to actually go through with her threat to publish...
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